I ran into Santa recently and we had a nice chat over cookies and milk. He was considering new career choices and asked me what I’d do if I were him.
I quickly told him that I’d get a different job. Well, maybe not, the way unemployment is right now, but it’d be worth a try. I’d at least stop having white put on my traveling suit. Those chimneys turn it into read and soot! I’d also stretch gift delivery time into a lot longer than one evening! It must really tire out the reindeer to travel so far in one night, and who can afford to pay overtime anyway?Continue reading