Jolene, Please Don’t Take My Pan

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I’ve often wished I had an 8” cast iron skillet but every time I’m in a store and think of it all I can find are six and ten-inch ones, and I already have those. I finally decided to look online.  There were tons of them in all sizes. Focusing on the 8” brought up an interesting assortment. 

Glancing through them I noticed odd writing on the bottom of one.  Upon checking further, I saw there were all kinds of designs on the bottom of the skillets, like the Dutton Ranch from the movie series Yellowstone.  There were several about Dolly Parton, including a small one in the shape of a guitar.

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There are some interesting misunderstandings and events involved with cast iron skillets like don’t ever sandblast your wife’s cookware to surprise her.  That might get you a reaction you don’t want regardless of your wonderful intentions.  One husband would be happy to advise you about that.

Always check with the owner of the box of old stuff you are about to donate.  That rustic old cast iron skillet might be a family heirloom and it could be worth a lot of money, especially if it’s Griswold Spider!  Jenny feels bad about getting rid of her husband’s grandmother’s skillet.

I heard about a lady who found one in a water trough at a farm.  She knew who it had to belong to so she restored it and gave it back to the farmer’s mother, who said, “I wondered where that went to. I’ve been feeding the cats out of it for years.”  (Homesteading Today.)

Some dos and don’ts: don’t put them in the dishwasher.  One helpful husband already tried that.  He doesn’t recommend it.   Mild soap, however, will not ruin it, just be sure to dry it thoroughly and oil it.  You can use metal utensils, they are preferred.  If the skillet has been properly seasoned it’s okay to cook acidic foods. If it hasn’t been, you may have to redo it.   

When I saw the skillet with one of Dolly Parton’s song titles on it I started laughing.  Naturally, my husband wanted to know what was so funny.  I showed it to him and he started laughing with me.  Since my birthday is in March he said, “Happy Birthday!”  So I am a year older, he didn’t have to put any effort into my birthday present, and I have a new skillet that says, “Jolene, please don’t take my pan.”

P.S. We had beans and cornbread the other night for dinner and Jolene did not take my pan. Or my man!!!

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Horse Drawn Sleigh Ride Among the Elk

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 A few years ago we took the horse-drawn sleigh ride onto the 25,000-acre National Elk Refuge near Jackson, WY.  It was the economy trip, $12 each if I remember correctly.  It was fun.  These rides run from December to March or April, depending on the snow and when the elk start going back into the higher elevations.  The ride goes through right the elk. They don’t pay much attention to the wagon and its load.    

After some brutal Wyoming winters, they started feeding elk for their survival.  This also helped keep the elk off the ranches. 7000-9000 elk winter on the Refuge which was established in 1912. There are almost 1600 acres of open water and marshlands, 47 different mammals, and nearly 175 species of birds.    I love the elk but thoroughly enjoy seeing the birds and the marshlands, as well.

Wildlife conservation is at the heart of what makes the National Elk Refuge unique and unparalleled in the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem but says it can’t continue in the same way because of a deadly disease that spreads when elk congregate. Hopefully, they will figure out how to preserve these beautiful creatures and their surroundings.

Presently, there are all kinds of variations to the rides, from the economy, now $18 @, and up.  Pick-up service is available, dinner excursions, etc.  The beautiful Visitor’s Center at the edge of Jackson Hole and National Wildlife Art Center, both have the current info.  Don’t miss this chance to see some of Wyoming’s best.  It’s a good addition to next winter’s bucket list.

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Ranch Hand Trail Stop

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We have had the pleasure of dining at the Ranch Hand Trail Stop in Montpelier, Idaho from time to time.  It opened its doors in 1979 to serve the residents of Bear Lake Valley, and it is a very convenient place for truckers and travelers heading to the northwest to refuel both trucks and tummies.  It was also a route the pioneers traveled.

  The intent from the beginning, according to owners Wood and Rhonda Dowding along with Mike and Linda Hunzeker, was to serve huge portions and have outstanding breakfasts which they serve 24/7.

Their menu is impressive. Each day offers freshly made rolls, biscuits, and soup.  The hamburgers are hand-pressed and the pancakes are enormous.  They have the Big Stack Challenge – if you eat three pancakes in an hour they buy!  I’m a biscuits and gravy kind of gal and theirs are some of the best!

The Ranch Hand was purchased by Mike and Linda Hunzeker in 1981.   In 1993 it was voted Best Breakfast Stop in America by the Truckers of America.  Bob Schofield from CBS filmed a family enjoying breakfast at the Ranch Hand.  They were featured in Land Line Magazine.

It was later sold and, sadly, closed in 2007, but due to a new partnership between the Hunzekers and Greg and Kirsten Moore, its doors were once again opened in 2008.

It has gone through three upgrades over the years, the last one resulting in a Sports Bar with two big-screen TVs.  A truckers lounge with nice, new showers was added above the restaurant.  The store has been enlarged, as has the kitchen and dining area.  They offer free wi-fi and an 8-acre parking lot.

The convenience store offers the usual, plus many interesting keepsakes, some of which are Ranch Hand cups.  They even offer them in right and left-hand versions.  I accidentally bought a left-hand one, but will have to exchange it.  I can’t use a left…

The Ranch Hand Trail Stop is a “good old guys/gals” type of place and we love it.  The booths have battle scars that are very evident and if we could hear the stories told by the people making those scars over the years I’m sure we would both laugh and cry. 

There is plenty of seating with tables as well as booths and there are seats at the counter also.  You must avoid the two seats in the center of the counter though.  It plainly says it’s reserved for grumpy old men.  When I went up there to take a picture of the sign I asked the gentlemen there if the seats were reserved specifically for them.  In keeping with the sign, they didn’t answer but I saw little smiles on their faces. 

There is a sign at the entrance to the restaurant that says “If you go away hungry it’s your own fault.”

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Ayers Natural Bridge

Ayers Natural  Bridge Park consists of 150 acres of land that was a part of the Ayres (pronounced airs) Ranch.  They donated it for usage of events: weddings, reunions, photography shoots, and picnics – it is free of charge to use but you are expected to clean up after yourself.  Rafting, hiking, mountain biking are all popular activities there.

No dogs are allowed, but for a reasonable fee The Station at Natural Bridge,  named so because it used to be a filling station, https://www.thestationboarding.com/, will board your animal while you are there.

The park is believed to be the first tourist attraction in the country.  Located between Glenrock and Douglas, just off I-15,  Exit 151. It is only one of three natural  stone bridges with water (the LaPreleCreek – in this case) running under it.  It is described as nature’s work of art.

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The Other Woman

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You know “the other woman” that lurks around every corner – well, we have one of those.  I even know her name and what she is really good at…  Unlike me, she is little, sweet, and everything a guy could want.  Her name is (drum roll here)  Grandma!!!  And she bakes (baked) the best sugar cookies in the world.  I have tried and tried but they never quite measure up because it’s hard to compete with a beloved grandma!  I decided, since I’m the best wife in the world…to try one more time to replicate her sugar cookies.  

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With all the cooking shows on TV now there is a plethora of recipes for every food imaginable. Surely Grandma’s recipe is in there somewhere. I have tried dough balls rolled in sugar, and cut-outs sprinkled with white, brown,or turbinado sugar.  Should they be thick and chewy, thin and crispy?  Gingerbready, shortbready? Chill the dough, don’t chill it, ice the cookies, don’t ice them? Add nutmeg?  Cinnamon? Sour cream, cream cheese?  I have measured, stirred, tasted, tweaked, and tweaked some more. 

While I slaved away in the kitchen with a new recipe Bob sat in the recliner in his man-cave, reading.  Eventually, I took him a warm, freshly baked cookie.   He took a couple of bites as I “casually” hung around waiting because I just knew I was going to hear,” You nailed it!  These taste just like Grandma’s!”  Yeah, right.  What he said was:  “Have you given Cricket any.”  (Cricket is our dog!!)  Talk about adding insult to injury!  (She wouldn’t eat them.)

Let it be known that in the case of June versus Grandma, after sixty-five years, ten months, fourteen days, nine hours,  thirty-seven minutes, and ten seconds, when the alleged victim could not be satisfied with said sugar cookies by said wife, June, there will no more attempts at desired satisfaction.  This case is closed!!

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To See the World in a Grain of Sand

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Possibly my favorite quote in the world:

To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.

Those words “have become among William Blake’s most oft-quoted lines, and argue for seeing the grand in the very small, and pondering those metaphysical concepts beyond the comprehension of man by observing them at a local level.”

Hartville, Wyoming

Miners and Stockmen’s Steakhouse & Spirits, Valentine’s Day & the Pony Express

In 1884 the town of Hartville was born, named after Major (Brevet Lt. Col). Verling K. Hart when Wyoming was still a territory.  Hartville, Wyoming, population 62, incorporated in 1911, was a thriving area during the copper and iron mining days.

The ore from Hartville to Badger Wyoming used 10 ore wagons and sixty horses.  By 1900, the railroads arrived.

Miners and Stockmen’s Steakhouse and Spirits is the oldest business in Wyoming and certainly the oldest in Hartville, Wyoming, population 62.  It is now a quiet community.  Except at the Steakhouse.  It is the only business left and is still open Thursday through Sunday 5:00 – 10:00 p.m.  Reservations aren’t mandatory but highly recommended. 

 They are known for serving top-grade steaks, along with 35 kinds of whiskey.  Oh – and you might want to order your dessert early because it is in such high demand you might miss out.  You won’t leave hungry.  Only with a desire to come back as soon as possible.

 It has served thousands of men- immigrants from all over the world -scratching a living out of the earth, as well as cattle rustlers.  There used to be maybe a dozen bars serving nearly 800 people. It was a rough and rowdy place, as most mining towns were in that era.  The last shootout on Main Street was in 1912.

The town housed several bordellos, dance halls, and gambling facilities.  It also boasted an opera house with live vaudeville productions, two newspapers, stables, cafes, bakeries, and several mercantiles.

They managed to build a school that doubled as a church on Sunday.  As you can see in my photo there are bars on the small block building behind the restaurant.  The jails held many, many unruly drunks – until Prohibition came to town. (It was either going to jail or church on Sunday!) Then the restaurant (not the current building) became just a restaurant with a hidden stairway to the basement where drinks were still served to a few. After Prohibition, the stairwell was no longer needed, and it became a restaurant and bar again.

When the mines closed in 1980 the town was in danger of losing its post office.  Some of the creative people in town, headed up by Daniel Offe, decided on a commemorative stamp in hopes of securing the future of their mail service.  They chose one for Valentine’s Day.  The stamp is a little different each year and is collected by people worldwide.

Pony Express comes into play in this event.  They ride into Hartville with all the valentines they’ve collected from neighboring areas of Guernsey and Platte County.  The children especially love this event as they get to pet the horses and experience history in the making.   It doesn’t hurt any that Offe’s 90-year-old mother makes cinnamon rolls for the occasion.  Along with coffee and visiting it’s an event to remember.

My maiden name is Hart, so reading about the history and the steakhouse piqued my interest considerably.  We made dinner reservations and headed across the state to sample the outstanding food and spent the previous night in Guernsey, about five miles from Hartville.  The weather had gotten so bad that we decided to head for home.  A very disappointing development.   I want to go back someday and sample that wonderful food.  It’s definitely on my bucket list.

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Noah’s Cafe

My father-in-law was a pretty good chef and he taught my mother-in-law, Pauline, to cook after they married.   In fact, he had his own restaurant for a while. It was right across the street from Cudahy’s Meat packing plant located at 2300 N. Broadway Street in Wichita, Kansas – an awesome place for it.  Cudahy’s is now listed on the National Register of Historic Places.  It was the largest packing plant in the country at the time with over 13,000 employees.  That might have meant a lot of lunches for Noah to fix!!  

My husband pointed out the cafe to me many years ago before the buildings along there were torn down.  It was a simple little frame structure.  I wish I had taken a photo of it.

Noah Ahijah Johnston had a system figured out so he could feed people rapidly – bacon and eggs, biscuits or hotcakes for breakfast – hamburgers, hot dogs, and fries, or chili for lunch.  He had fast food before fast food was cool!  (As I am writing this his firstborn is in our kitchen whipping up a batch of chili.)

Hamburgers, French fries, and a Coke was the iconic date night meal for Bob and I when we were young.   It still makes for some pretty tasty munching.   The oldest hamburger chain was White Castle, also in Wichita, established in 1921. Noah was just ahead of them.  They undoubtedly got the idea from him…

As the new bride of his eldest son in 1958, I was slicing some onions for him at a family dinner and he said, “Blankety, blank, you call that thin?”  I never could slice them to suit him, so he did it himself.  He could be a grouchy old goat, but I loved him anyway. 

He liked to fish but never was successful at it.  If you wanted a day of futile fishing, getting his line out of a tree, using one of his newly purchased gadgets guaranteed to catch fish, and listening to his colorful vocabulary, you would want to go with Noah.  He always had lots of thinly sliced onions to go on the sandwiches he packed for lunch.  I think he wanted to put fish on his café menu but it didn’t work out.

I never knew the name of his restaurant but I’d say there was a good chance it was simply called “Noah’s Café.”  He didn’t operate it very long because he usually had a new adventure in mind.  In the spring of 1920, he traded the business for a 1919 Studebaker along with some cash and went on his way.  No one seems to know what his next endeavor was.

The building is long since gone and so is my father-in-law, but I’ll be chuckling about his onion comment until the next time I see him.  He’ll probably be slicing onions somewhere…

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Eggs Are How Much???

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I went to the grocery store this morning – something I’m enjoying less and less, but so grateful we still have food to buy. I have been hearing about eggs costing over $8.00 but they haven’t shown up in my store until now. They had some for $3.69. Guess which ones I bought. I guess I’ll have to back off on baking!

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